HOUSE-ISMS

Some of Dr. House's most memorable quips from Season 3:

Foreman: “I had a date last night. She screamed too. You think we should spend a hundred thousand dollars testing her?”
House: “Of course not. This isn’t a veterinary hospital. Zing!”
- Lines in the Sand

“Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, kinda feel like a bagel.”
- Lines in the Sand

House: “After that look, I’m feeling a little frisky and looks like you’re up.”
Cuddy: “I’m ovulating. Let’s go.”
House: “The frisky, it went away.”
- Lines in the Sand

"Take this four times a day. And stay off airplanes. They're flying cesspools."
- Informed Consent

"Somehow I just can't imagine you taking a Jell-O shot."
- Informed Consent

"I try to kill him, you're mad. I don't kill him, you're mad."
- Informed Consent

"I'm a cripple, remember? Accommodations must be made."
- Informed Consent

"Is this an intervention? You're a little late, since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, still hooked on phonics."
- Cane and Able

"The kid is having nightmares. Only happen at night. It's right there in the name."
- Cane and Able

"She was being metaphorical. She was trying to sound like me. I have no idea what you meant, but I could smell what the Rock was cooking."
- Cane and Able

"Why don't I have high-def in my office? I'm a department head."
-Cane and Able

Cuddy: "Why did you."
House: "Why does a dog lick its workplace-acceptable euphemism for testicles?"
- Meaning

"Oh, I stuck that primo! How rad am I?"
- Meaning

Cameron: "You're lucky he didn't die."
House: "I'm lucky? He's the one who didn't die."
- Meaning